Phrases your dogs will misinterpret

What you say: "Time to go to the vet!" What they think: Why do you hate me?! What did i ever do?

What you say: "Sit, pup!" What they think: Why yes, in fact i can dance! watch me go...

What you say: "Is there someone at the door?" What they think: WE ARE UNDER SIEGE.MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!

What you say: "Uh uh uh this is not for puppies." What they think: This is for me. Why thank you! You shouldn't have.